Scanner Web Zine

A compilation of shit I've been involved with over the last 21 years!

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1. Dead Centre – CV (1988)
2. Boris – The Nightmayor Of Nelson (1991)
3. Boris – Earth Corpse (1991)
4. Dead Centre – Cathode Baby (1994)
5. Dead Centre – Woolly Pink Slippers (1994)
6. Dead Centre – I’m Not Crazy (1994)
7. Dead Centre – Necrophilia (1995)
8. Dead Centre – I’m A Pig (1995)
9. Dead Centre – Death Thru Apple Pie (1995)
10. Dead Centre – Criminal (1995)
11. Dead Centre – Police Bastard (1995)
12. Dead Centre – I Wanna Fuck The Queen
13. Dead Centre – Fascist Wanker (1995)
14. Dead Centre – Babies Are Horrible (1997)
15. Dead Centre – Work Buy Consume Die (1997)
16. Dead Centre – Madvert (1997)
17. Dead Centre – Member Of Parliament (1997)
18. Dead Centre – Past Generations (1997)
19. Mike Puke – I Am A Fly (1997)
20. Mike Puke – Jon & Rex (1999)
21. Mike Puke – I’m Glad I’m Mad (2000)
22. Mike Puke – Babies Are Horrible (2000)
23. Mike Puke – I’m Not Human (2002)
24. The Pukes – Babies Are Horrible (2005)
25. The Pukes – Big Fat Rats (2007)
26. The Pukes – I Want An Uzi (2007)
27. Mike Puke – Eye In The Sky (2007)
28. Mike Puke – You’re Just Part Of The Fuckin’ Problem (2007)
29. Mike Puke – Chuck Is Stupid (2007)
30. Mike Puke – Christian Hypocrite (2009)
31. Mike Puke – I’m So Scared Of Father Christmas (2009)
32. Mike Puke – Beer Meat Rugby (2009)

How come you're scared of Santa bro?

I think it pays to be rather wary of an old man that likes to have little children sitting on his knee, while he's going "ho ho ho" with a big grin on his face! Especially since he was invented by Coca Cola and his name is an anagram of "Satan"...