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Who saw the news saying NZ is the third fattest country on the planet?? What gives there???

There are sure some fatties here in the King Country... dunno if there are any more than the UK or other parts of Europe.

its called the world economy, we take over countries, we import workers, they get to eat shit ya know same ol same ol and we've been living like beyond the means of kings for years while most of us don't hunt, why do ya think the poms move here

Haha - um - good point Blair. I moved here for some space to be honest... and the fact things are a tad more laid back... suits me 'Bro'!!

It's all just unhealthy living! All work and no play... stress... no time to relax and smell the roses... and cook some decent food... etc etc etc...

Ha ha, some people can't even cook! How the fuck can ya not be able to cook?

Saw some Jamie Oliver tv program... he's teaching these people how to cook... one of the women says something like "does it mean that the water's boiling when it's bubbling"?

I mean, fuck me! I don't have much of a high opinion on a lot of the human race... but I mean, FUCK ME!

The stupidity of humans never fails to amaze me...

Students do nothing but relax and don't think, that would be dangerous!

dummies doing the job of the qualified in this dickchesse cunttree too, small town mentality 'cept we should just bash em in that case, 'cept we need more bats, na 2 wrongs don't make a right, just get even

all the help i've had lately too has been from the ladies, wat's up with the men in this country, sorry i mean the city, maybe they've been demasculated so far they overcompensate and act like king dick with no leadership qualities whatsoever

dum as anybody else activist pipes in: u sed cunt, u said u believe in leaders, *dribbles

Haha - yeah I saw that!! That's really hard to believe huh? Some family fed their kids (like 5-7 yr olds) chip-shop chips virtually everynight. Is it really, REALLY that hard to buy a carrot, slice and boil it? Mash some spuds? If that IS too hard, then roast the fuckers!! Still, no point telling you Mr. Puke - you know the score already.

But yeah - it does kinda make me fear for the human race when you can see so many that should have been aborted.

Opps - excuse me... I had the kettle on for a cuppa... it's bubbling - do ya reckon it's ready???

Ha ha, yeah it's all pretty mind boggling that some people can be so fuckin' retarded! I mean, retards are okay... if you're a retard you have an excuse, but to be so retarded when you're not a retard...

And these people are breeding? Mind you, fucking ain't particulary difficult, it's a basic instinctive skill... like cooking/preparing food! It's a pity it's the fucking they have to get correct!

Dunno about your cuppa! If I was you, I'd stick my willie into it... if a message slightly resembling pain makes it all the way to your brain and says something like "ouch", then it's probably ready!

Mean Streak/hamilton hardcore wrote a good song called Lost Hope which i played today on MUNT FM, most peepz haven't got the skills and it's not their fauklt that they act like idiots when the divide and conquer system treats them like that, some of us become 'enlightened', some of us are born that way, i didn't grow up with punk parents of nada like that, thats why i'm staritng a 'party' to show them how directly without telling them what to do

and a poor person from places and cultures that are denied are often caught between a rock and hard place, they call it class, i've been there and it ain't pretty, meaning theres no time to think as this system steals it being sheep in wolves clothing they are

The pies are good here.

less meat than ozzie though, dn't sink to that level though eh haha