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Any of you city dwellers come into contact with Swine Flu yet? I guess the isolation of little old Taumarunui IS good sometimes!!

Yeah, likewise with Kaitangata! I laughed when I saw on the news that some of the police had got it! Ha ha, the pigs have got the swine flu!

I got and spread it by kissing a pig, i crossed the thin blue line,

the quarantine is my house,

fuck you hicks, you'll believe anything you read,

remind me of people in suv's,

you really wanna change this shit or are you happy just watching it all fall apart, guess i'll send the kkkids round to steal some the apples again then, we need scrumpy for those hard long nights in the shelter, mj's there, don't mug yaself!!!

I kinda spoke too soon - a couple of kids have got it at the local High School.

And Blair, you can send the kkkkids round if ya like - but it's the wrong season for apples. You'll get more by sending them to New World and stealing from there!!

T-hee, the kkk took my apples away, stinkin racist honkys, get out the rotten vege marge.

Hahaha - that actually made me laugh out loud during what has been an incredibly shitty day. Thanks Blair - much appreciated and much needed!!

Been feeling quite rundown and shit this week but its just the time of year I guess. The media coverage must be creating havoc in hypochondriacs' minds!